02
Apr
07

Candy conversation hearts make me want to do ecstasy

I’m sure that most of us have had the pleasure of munching on a few of those candy conversation hearts around Valentine’s Day. Back when I was in elementary school, candy hearts were my absolute favorite candy to get on Valentine’s Day. I’m not even sure why kids even bother handing out cards when they know the true spirit of Valentine’s Day is getting as much candy as possible.

Even to this day I can’t resist chomping down candy hearts whenever I get them. This is why I was shocked to discover the uncanny resemblance of the candy hearts to, of all things, ecstacy tablets. While the shape is different, ecstasy still has that tasty look that drives me to devour as many candy hearts as possible.

The resemblance is uncanny isn’t it? Two of the ecstasy tablets on the bottom row even have special Valentine’s Day messages. Almost makes you wonder if NECCO is really just a front for a much larger ecstasy producing operation, and the candy hearts are really an ingenious way to get kids to take ecstasy. I mean who wouldn’t want to chow down on a something that looked like candy and had endearing little messages and pictures on it?

In the meantime let’s just hope that I don’t happen upon any ecstasy tablets. I might just have to snack on a few to see if they taste like one of my favorite candies.


12 Responses to “Candy conversation hearts make me want to do ecstasy”


  1. 1 iwanttofitin Apr 3rd, 2007 at 6:14 am

    The two brown ones kind of look like dog food.

  2. 2 CYB3R*3RR0R Dec 30th, 2007 at 1:45 am

    if any of your friends have ever had Ecstasy, then they would tell you: it tastes terrible if you bite into it. That’s a big no-no. Anyone eating candy hearts will find a tab right away if there is one, because of the horrid taste. no, the attraction is more towards a feeling than a taste.

  3. 3 ilove_rolls Mar 29th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    you’re fuckin retarded. . . rolls taste like fuckin pure SHIT if u chew them . . . they are the best drug ever, and they have no resembalance to candy hearts.

  4. 4 jak Apr 27th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    u aint happenen apon any rolls man, not unless u bought a 200 dollar box of candy hearts XD haha, but rools are amazing u should try em, but there kinda weak sauce compared to ACID, now that mt friend is a trip. -jak-

  5. 5 Waleed Aoudi Jun 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 am

    fuckin junkies!

  6. 6 phoenixb Jul 18th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    If you do roll, snort it.
    It’s so much better.
    I wish thizz tasted like
    candy.
    Tastes like a bunch
    of fucking chemicals.

  7. 7 Helena Aug 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    ecstasy is very rarely pastel colored. its usually white, dirty white or dirty yellow. they almost never look appetising - and they taste terrible. you would spit it straight back out…

    … unless you knew how good they are

  8. 8 Justin Aug 15th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Well, actually, I did have these Yellow Hearts (best roll I have ever had) that had tons of banana extract in it, so they smelt and tastes like bananas :)

    Yummmmmmm, tasted quite good. But Helena, I have only had one white tab, which was a white lady (not a fan of MDA), otherwise I have ate yellows, greens, blues, reds, pinks, orange, purple, and even my second fav, a black buddah. In the Twin Cities thats really all there is.

  9. 9 Zfocwyiq Aug 19th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    ceSG7y FFFIILLUUUSSS3,

  10. 10 Jerry Ashley Nov 12th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    tlleaceky9pms4hd

  11. 11 dylan brantley Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    i eat thoes all the time. not really

  12. 12 Robert Dec 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    I’d give my left nut for a few of those right now

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