I read this here and I thought I would share it:
Dear Abby,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
HA HA.
Did he get his valve cover question answered? That’s pretty important because it could potentially save him a lot of money if he could do it himself.
This one’s excellent, love the sort of Pythonesque humor. Keep posting.
I’ve got your feed in my RSS reader but it seems to be missing some out. I didn’t see UK one. Will keep logging on.
And keep posting on any more Graffiti covered buildings!
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take care of the bike….u cowpie
LMAO!
Brilliance.
Even typing this up after a hearty chuckle, I’m still grinning broadly.
- Solo xx
I enjoyed your graffiti post. Then intrigued by the title of this post I had to read it. Glad I did, very funny. Had a nice laugh to end my evening! Thanks.
I felt bad for him in the beginning, then twords the end i started laughing.
LOL nice one, nice one!
Excellent post. But, there’s one problem. HDs don’t have valve covers. They’re called rocker covers on an HD. Nevertheless, this gave me lollitis. Thank you
Lame observation.
He don’t even know if he can fix it so why should he know the right name for it?
Besides, everyone knows HDs don’t leak, they are just marking their territory.
Someone just called in to top talk show in Denmark with a panel of some 12 people to give advice on life situations. He goes on with this exact story and everyone is listening to him and feeling real sorry for him, I was thinking about your post and figured wow I can’t believe it happens exactly like this.
To cut a long story short the host was all into it and then the caller announces the Harley part and I broke into stitches - the rest of the panel started cracking up but the host wasn’t too chuffed about it.
Hilarious really.
Check out my latest post by the way - some great signage there.
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Hi your message is amazing. I will definitely read your blog.. See ya
Hola!
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