Yes. I’m a big government apologist. I want big government. I want more and more and more government. I think the government should get bigger and take more money and enslave more and more and more people. I want the government to raise your kids in a pod with robots for parents. I want the government to tell you what to do for the good of society. I want the government to tell you what to eat and when to crap. I want the government to tell you what to believe and when to pray. I want the government to tell you how to spend your money. I want the government to decide when your are unproductive enough to be replaced. I want the government to decide how many children you must concieve, test them, and then determine which ones will be kept and which ones discarded. I want the government to declare white people illegal. I want government RFID chips in everyone for tracking purposes. I want government cameras watching every move anyone makes and recording it on optical storage with real-time interpretation and automatic profiled arrest. I want government to mandate one gay experience a year for all adults over the age of 10. I want government to ban monogamy as it stagnates the gene pool from which they can select the next generation. I want government to require pregnancy and ban abortion. I want government to set racial quotas on birth rates.
Somebody call the sarcasm police, because I think I’m over quota.
